— Six Word Story (via allineedissix)
People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
forty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.
— (via peakehboo)
Etch her name into your bedroom floor so you have to get over her every morning.
— I can think of things that hurt me (via yabatch)
10 year olds on junior masterchef be cooking fuckin medium rare steak and i cant even fry an egg properly